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 Otana
    TAG
    ksdjhsjkhdfjkdhfd
    i'm watching teen wolf and i almost typed GAY instead of TAG
    jesus christ

 Egg
    HOW GAY IS THAT SHOW

 Otana
    THERE IS A DUDE NAKED AND WET IN A SHOWER ROOM
    HE JUST SWALLOWED A SNAKE

 Egg
    HALVKJASDOVISF
    HAHALVKJSDF
eggstasy: ([khr; yamamoto] deal with it.)
Boots
    AT LAST I CAN TAG AGAIN

Egg
    THIS DAY IS A GLORIOUS DAY, THIS HOUR ONE OF MOMENTOUS OCCASION

 Boots
    AND ALL THE RPERS REJOICED

Egg
    HARK, TURN YOUR EARS TO THAT OF YOUR ROLEPLAYING PARTNER
    DO THEY NOT REJOICE?  DO NOT THEIR VOICES LIFT IN SHRILL APPRECIATION?
    OPEN YOUR BROWSERS MY CHILDREN OF THE WORD

Boots
    TRULY

Egg
    LOAD YOUR DOCUMENTS

Boots
    THEY WERE MEANT TO BE WRITTEN

 Egg
    AND SO
    IT
    SHALL
    BE
    /opens doc


Boots
    ...we're nerds

Egg
    WE'RE FUCKING AWESOME IS WHAT WE ARE

 Boots
    TAG



eggstasy: ([khr; yamamoto] deal with it.)
Akai
    if it's any consolation the iced cap is now melted
    so it's more like a cold cap
    I am probably going to kill myself overdosing on these fuckers one day
    they are so good

 Egg
    you should make sure you are buried with a fresh one
    like an egyptian queen

 Akai
    good idea

 Egg
    ENTOMB ME WITH A FRESH ICED CAP

 Akai
    I will tell my mother

 Egg
    SO I MAY CROSS THE RIVER OF THE DEAD COMPLETELY ALERT AND REFRESHED

 Akai
    dfhjsdgf yes.

 Egg
    and then you will get to anubis or- who weighs your sins again, i think it's anubis
    anyway he will weigh your sins and be like "hmm it seems you are something of a jerk, which usually isn't bad but you are canadian so that makes it pretty bad"
    and you're like "uh oh  /sips iced cap worriedly"
    and he's all like "wait is that an iced cap, put that on the other scale"
    and you do
    and it weighs more than your sins

 Egg
    and he's like "goddamn you are lucky as hell you had that"
    and you're like "awright awesome  /takes cap back and sips"
    and he's like "okay proceed to paradise"
    and you're like "i knew this was a good idea" as you walk into the light
    the end

 Akai
    that is the best afterlife story
    ever
eggstasy: ([khr; yamamoto] deal with it.)
The first half of this past week was pretty rough on me. I was feeling down for a number of reasons; money troubles, loneliness, stressed out because of noisy children (with my chronic dislike of all things child), not wanting to be in Florida, frustration over my lack of success in general. Somewhere around Wed or Thurs though, I just kind of got pissed about being miserable.

I was just like FUCK YOU MISERY, I DIDN'T GIVE YOU PERMISSION TO SIT IN MY BRAIN. And decided that if I can't change my circumstances now then I was going to change how I felt about them. I'm only gonna be as miserable as I allow myself to be, so FUCK YOU BAD FEELINGS. GTFO.


I started another Supernatural script a little while ago, and I feel pretty good about it! I keep plucking away at it even if I don't feel like writing or even if I wanna play games or do something else, so I'm actually making good headway on this. And I made an outline for it which is rare (I hate doing outlines I REALLY NEED TO GET USED TO IT THO) so I'm not just floundering around like an idiot. Mostly.

I've been perusing a lot of publications that take submissions and considering pitching some of my short stuff to them. I should probably FINISH said short stuff, but there's nothing wrong with getting to know a publication before submitting, right? |D Right.

Anyway, yup. THAT'S ABOUT IT.
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hey guys so i recently got into something i never got to enjoy in my childhood/teenagehood because my parents were protecting me or some such shit

guess what it is

here's a hint





i need this game RIGHT the fuck now

GOD I FUCKING LOVE SOUTH PARK

eggstasy: ([khr; yamamoto] calm before the storm)
This has been a long time coming. I don't know who's going to read this, or understand what it's about, but making this post is something I need to do for myself at the very least.

All of this should be read with a tone of utter sincerity. That's how I'm writing it, anyway.


This is an apology to roleplaying. )
eggstasy: "I eat bitches like you for breakfast." ([sonic; shadow] i eat bitches like you f)
Mom is driving me nuts with her Christian privilege over here. And my brother is backing her up. I can't even watch Supernatural with them, it's that obnoxious.

I just.


/RUBS FACE
eggstasy: ([spn; castiel]  sad world this is.)
Feels like every time I try to take a step in a direction I'm not really all that jazzed to go in, I hit a wall. I'm wondering if this is completely coincidental or on purpose, by grand design of the universe.


yup )
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This video makes a plan of action simple, which is perfect.

It's hard to care about things when it seems like the entire world is falling apart.


JOSEPH KONY IS THE #1 INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL. He abducts children, turns them into sex slaves and soldiers, and the only way he'll be apprehended is if our governments see that we care enough to make it a big issue.

PLEASE GO HERE AND WATCH THIS VIDEO.

Even if you can't do anything but donate a couple dollars, wear a bracelet or even just tweet-spam celebrities about Joseph Kony, PLEASE. ANY LITTLE THING WILL HELP.

Especially reblogging/posting/tweeting/Facebooking. That's actually the most helpful of all, and it's completely free and consumes very little time.


ADDENDUM:

The organization "Invisible Children" has some issues, so donating may not be the wisest course of action. Still, making Kony famous is the best way to get him arrested, which everyone can agree is a fantastic goal. Spreading the word as a plan still stands.
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1. Donate over 1 million dollars to charities of choice.
2. Voice act in a video game/cartoon/animated movie.
3. Hang-glide.
4. Write a script for a video game/television show/movie and get it produced.
5. Write a book and get it published.
6. Have a threesome.
7. Meet Misha Collins.
8. Tell Jensen Ackles that story (or convince person to whom the story belongs to tell it to him).
9. Meet Ellen Degeneres.
10. Attend a Mike Song dance workshop.
11. Choreograph and perform to song of choice.
12. Compose a full-length song and record it.
13. Travel to at least ten different foreign countries.
14. Fall in love again.
15. Be an inspiration to someone.
16. Attend Supernatural convention.
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whooooo.

calling a boy (or girl) you like never gets easier no matter how much more you like yourself, huh?


well okay, i guess it's a little easier than it was. still nerve-wracking tho.
eggstasy: ([tota; guy] woke up COVERED in bitches)
JUST WIRED AND ASSEMBLED THE LIGHT FIXTURES IN THE BATHROOM. THEY WORK PERFECTLY.











i am officially an adult now jsyk
eggstasy: ([transformers; bumblebee] GUREITO)
oh man i slept for soooo long


and my legs hurt like what because of my crazy workouts

but i'm still feelin' good






because netflix is streaming all six released seasons of supernatural



fuck yeah
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i totally forgot about this.

mom, me, my sister annie and her husband richard all went to gaylord palms resort for christmas because they have events and stuff and it's fun. we participated in events and then drank and i did something that really is quite amazing and i am very proud of it.



tied a cherry stem inside my mouth.



i am hot stuff.
eggstasy: ([yktmc; kagawa] n-naisu)
errybody please halp

halp me spam this post


she told me that she wouldn't be impressed unless the post broke 9000 comments

and i took it personally


come help me fight my battles


i have gifs
eggstasy: ([khr; yamamoto]  oh i got you now)
Me and Mama got a nice new bathroom scale from Kohl's that isn't a piece of shit. The only one we had was one of those really ancient scales that's been around since I think I was a fetus, where the dial spins to your weight. Don't know the proper term for it. Anyway it was constantly five to ten pounds over or under at any given moment, so it was impossible to tell if you were really making progress.

So we got a new one! Kohl's had a sale going on so it was pretty cheap for a pretty nice scale. Does that whole body fat percentage and body water w/e w/e I don't care. Point is that it's digital and tracks your weight.

THE REASON I AM HAPPY ABOUT THIS: I've started running (or walking/jogging, whatever I can manage without hurting myself) at least two miles a day for starters. It doesn't really sound much to seasoned exercisers maybe, but this is actually pretty big for me and as I get fitter and can manage more, I'll probably be upping my distances/speeds. THE POINT IS that I only started this like...not even a week ago, and I've already lost five pounds! I'm really pleased with myself.

Well this is in addition to cutting out most of the crap in my diet too, IE soda, chips, ice cream, candy, other ridiculously unhealthy stuff. I kind of miss it, but I'm getting more satisfaction out of losing the weight than I would be getting out of eating junk food, at least for now. We'll see how I am in a few months. I really love candy. 8|


Uhhh, as for other stuff not much has changed. I'm still only working part time at my one grocery store job and though I'm combing the employment ads in the papers (I'm still a bit too frightened of craigslist to try there yet) I'm not finding anything. I desperately need a second income I can dedicate solely to savings, or I need a full-time job so I can have savings. One of these two things needs to happen. Maybe I'll renew my applications at the fast food chains around here, see if there's any night shifts available. That'd be ideal.


Not too much happening on the novel front either, although I started something new that I've taken a real shining to. We'll see if I can make anything out of that, though.


Otherwise I've mostly just been replaying Skies of Arcadia and roleplaying Supernatural in gdocs! Life's been good to me.


-Egg
eggstasy: ([misha collins] would fuck him so hard)
I didn't get that clerk job. Any of them.

I refuse to look at this as a failure.

A full-time government job would have tied me down to a place via obligations and responsibilities, which means moving to Cali in a few years' time would have been out of the question. It would also leave me less time to write, exercise and generally enjoy life. It would have meant more money, but everybody's poor these days, and what good is money if I'm working all the time and unable to use it?

No, I'm not going to be depressed about this.

What I'm going to do is apply for a job with a moving company doing general labor. What I'm going to do is paint a picture. What I'm going to do is put on my iPod and dance around, clean the kitchen, write out the sheet music I've been composing, clean the cat litter box, move the things from the den into the back room, clean my bedroom, get rid of the shit I don't want, put away the shit I do, set the rat traps in the attic, wash my work uniform and take down the rest of the Christmas decorations.

That, and work on rewriting Ego so it sounds more honest and less like I think it should sound.


I had a nice little cry earlier for about a minute even, and now I'm good.

Does anybody know Chinese? Is "Weisheng" a weird name? You can't trust those baby-naming sites these days, geez.


-Egg
eggstasy: ([spn; castiel] angel got soul.  PATCH.)
So I usually don't subscribe to that new year resolution thing, but this time I have because of various reasons, some of them shallow, some of them uhhhh because I want to. Mostly because I want to prove things to myself. This year I am going to do the following:


  • lose -and keep off- 70 lbs
  • take karate lessons
  • write a full-length book


And that is plenty. I would like to add things like "get tongue pierced" or "dye hair crazy color and shave off the sides" but the problem with those is that most work places won't let you look like that. Unfortunately.


ANYWAY ok so things that have been good about this year:

*I've spent most of it employed.
*We haven't gotten kicked out of the house.
*Nobody died.
*I haven't starved or been without anything I desperately needed.
*I did not die in my car accident. Didn't even get hurt.
*I discovered Misha Collins.
*I wrote much more than I have in the past five years.
*I've learned so very much about myself and become much more outspoken concerning my opinions to my family.
*I've become much more confident in myself, my personality, my intelligence and my body image.
*I love myself a little more each month.


It's been a very good year, spiritually.

-Egg

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