eggstasy: ([khr; yamamoto] deal with it.)
eggstasy ([personal profile] eggstasy) wrote2012-09-04 09:31 pm
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Akai
    if it's any consolation the iced cap is now melted
    so it's more like a cold cap
    I am probably going to kill myself overdosing on these fuckers one day
    they are so good

 Egg
    you should make sure you are buried with a fresh one
    like an egyptian queen

 Akai
    good idea

 Egg
    ENTOMB ME WITH A FRESH ICED CAP

 Akai
    I will tell my mother

 Egg
    SO I MAY CROSS THE RIVER OF THE DEAD COMPLETELY ALERT AND REFRESHED

 Akai
    dfhjsdgf yes.

 Egg
    and then you will get to anubis or- who weighs your sins again, i think it's anubis
    anyway he will weigh your sins and be like "hmm it seems you are something of a jerk, which usually isn't bad but you are canadian so that makes it pretty bad"
    and you're like "uh oh  /sips iced cap worriedly"
    and he's all like "wait is that an iced cap, put that on the other scale"
    and you do
    and it weighs more than your sins

 Egg
    and he's like "goddamn you are lucky as hell you had that"
    and you're like "awright awesome  /takes cap back and sips"
    and he's like "okay proceed to paradise"
    and you're like "i knew this was a good idea" as you walk into the light
    the end

 Akai
    that is the best afterlife story
    ever
madonnya: (Alice is so cleeever~)

[personal profile] madonnya 2012-09-05 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
I don't even know what an iced cap is. But it's Akai, so now I'm picturing a pineapple float instead.
explaining: (oh it's back there)

[personal profile] explaining 2012-09-06 02:41 pm (UTC)(link)
ICED CAPPUCCINO

but i agree, pineapple floats are much better