eggstasy: ([khr; yamamoto] deal with it.)
Akai
    if it's any consolation the iced cap is now melted
    so it's more like a cold cap
    I am probably going to kill myself overdosing on these fuckers one day
    they are so good

 Egg
    you should make sure you are buried with a fresh one
    like an egyptian queen

 Akai
    good idea

 Egg
    ENTOMB ME WITH A FRESH ICED CAP

 Akai
    I will tell my mother

 Egg
    SO I MAY CROSS THE RIVER OF THE DEAD COMPLETELY ALERT AND REFRESHED

 Akai
    dfhjsdgf yes.

 Egg
    and then you will get to anubis or- who weighs your sins again, i think it's anubis
    anyway he will weigh your sins and be like "hmm it seems you are something of a jerk, which usually isn't bad but you are canadian so that makes it pretty bad"
    and you're like "uh oh  /sips iced cap worriedly"
    and he's all like "wait is that an iced cap, put that on the other scale"
    and you do
    and it weighs more than your sins

 Egg
    and he's like "goddamn you are lucky as hell you had that"
    and you're like "awright awesome  /takes cap back and sips"
    and he's like "okay proceed to paradise"
    and you're like "i knew this was a good idea" as you walk into the light
    the end

 Akai
    that is the best afterlife story
    ever
eggstasy: (Me?)
quite eggcentric (10:34:26 PM): dude the guide so half-assed guy
quite eggcentric (10:34:42 PM): they're like "oh yeah he's just got one mystic arte.  ...and it's rising phoenix."
quite eggcentric (10:34:48 PM): I TYPED THAT "RISING PENIS"
quite eggcentric (10:34:49 PM): NO JOKE
quite eggcentric (10:34:51 PM): OH MY GOD
guynophobic (10:34:51 PM): xDDDDDD
guynophobic (10:34:56 PM): ohmygod eggy
quite eggcentric (10:35:06 PM): that's guy's new mystic arte
quite eggcentric (10:35:16 PM): /does a doublepost in journal to explain this to the world
guynophobic (10:35:20 PM): OH NOBLE MASTURBATION
guynophobic (10:35:22 PM): RISING PENIS
quite eggcentric (10:35:28 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
quite eggcentric (10:35:35 PM): OH NOBLE MASTURBATION
quite eggcentric (10:35:39 PM): EJACULATE ALL
quite eggcentric (10:35:42 PM): RISING PENIS
guynophobic (10:35:42 PM): hjgfkjdhdskjfhsklajfadsfds
guynophobic (10:35:48 PM): I FORGOT THAT LINE
 
eggstasy: (You didn't take your pills did you.)
Akai: So she has talking boobs. In her demon form.
Egg: /FACE.
Akai: ...and the demon forms have to eat other demons-
Egg: HER TITS. EAT. DEMONS.



Repeat after me, kids: I will not app Phoenix Wright. I will not app Phoenix Wright. I will not app Phoenix Wright.
eggstasy: (/BACK TO CYBERTRON)
OH MY GOD


AKAI FARTED AND IT'S SO FUCKING DISGUSTING I FEEL SICK

I'M GOING HOME
eggstasy: (I can see FOREVERRRR)
guynophobic (2:24:33 AM): I keep getting weird notifs
guynophobic (2:24:37 AM): sometimes they're immediate
guynophobic (2:24:40 AM): sometimes way lagged
quite eggcentric (2:24:47 AM): idek
quite eggcentric (2:24:50 AM): /checks the news
quite eggcentric (2:25:17 AM): nope nothin'
quite eggcentric (2:25:30 AM): no "pardon our temporary fail" or anything
guynophobic (2:25:40 AM): apparently there was some sort of server attach
guynophobic (2:25:43 AM): attack
quite eggcentric (2:27:47 AM): server attack?
quite eggcentric (2:27:51 AM): what like journal warfare?
guynophobic (2:28:09 AM): idk xD;
quite eggcentric (2:28:20 AM): facebook and LJ go at it
quite eggcentric (2:28:23 AM): cage match
guynophobic (2:28:28 AM): "LiveJournal may be unresponsive or slow to load due to an ongoing attack against our network and servers."
quite eggcentric (2:29:19 AM): "Myspace is attempting to expand its voluminous borders at the expense of our own territory."
guynophobic (2:29:30 AM): ffffff
quite eggcentric (2:29:42 AM): "Our internet-troops are holding off the brutal assault, but we require more funding to assist the war efforts."
quite eggcentric (2:29:45 AM): "Go buy a paid account."
guynophobic (2:30:14 AM): Everyone: /FLOUNCES TO IJ
quite eggcentric (2:30:33 AM): Everyone:  /ANNOUNCES SAID FLOUNCING ON THEIR LJS AND PROMPTLY FORGET ABOUT IT A MONTH LATER
guynophobic (2:30:42 AM): ....much more accurate
quite eggcentric (2:31:13 AM): let's call it a timeline of truthiness.
guynophobic (2:31:29 AM): /agrees
eggstasy: (/sulk)
If there is one person or more on your friends list who makes your world a better place just because they exist and who you would not have met (in real life or not) without the internet, then post this same sentence in your journal.

You know who you are. Hopefully.

Words from Ian, this meme will not die. )


ALL MY CANADA SHIT IS PAID FUCK YES. Now I just sit idly and wait for my passport and save up monies. :DDDDDDD


I have absolutely nothing planned for my birthday and I'm happy about it. Man, times sure have changed. :|
eggstasy: (DANCE WHITE BOY)
I would do that crazy text shit if I knew how but I don't so

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKAI~



I love you so hard. ♥
eggstasy: (C'mon now.)
Finally getting my act together regarding the summer Canada trip. And by "me" I mean sitting around watching videos on Youtube while Akai looks up airline prices and departure dates and passport info for me. |D

Still not having any luck on the "finding a better job" front. My current job wouldn't be so bad if I were getting 30+ hours a week, but...they've bumped me down to 17. And they know they can do that because nobody is hiring, so nobody dares to quit the job they have. And nobody hires secretarial positions right now without prior experience because with the economy the way it is, they know they can be picky. And I can't get experience unless I get hired.

Fuck.

ENOUGH /flings this away

Mom and I are gonna marathon the LotR trilogy tomorrow, extended editions. Twelve freaking hours, hoshit. I WILL BE DOING NOTHING ALL DAY BUT SNACKING AND WATCHING MOVIES WITH MY MOM. ♥

Then Monday I go apply for my passport, do more job searching and go to work, what little of it they let me do. Le sigh.


Oh shi, apps open tomorrow night. I better finish that June calendar, too.


-Egg
eggstasy: (ringringringringringringSPARTA)
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